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Tarale
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Posted on 02-03-18 03:17:50 AM Link | Quote
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Posted on 02-03-18 03:18:31 AM Link | Quote
much like my ears, my jokes are always waxing, but never waning
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Posted on 02-03-18 05:33:59 PM Link | Quote
me, after getting my car fixed: "i'm glad it was something minor and not like, the engine was burning oil again."

raspberry: "mhm."

me: "i should just try to drive exclusively through those areas. no engine braking ones."

raspberry: "oh? is that what happened?"

me: "... that was a joke. you know. solving it by driving through no engine brake zones."

raspberry: "..."

me: "because THE ENGINE BROKE"

raspberry: (impersonating Wario) "oh my GOD"


it never ends
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Posted on 02-04-18 01:35:04 AM Link | Quote
is there anything you can't make a dumb joke out of
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Posted on 02-04-18 01:35:27 AM Link | Quote
Your posts are already a dumb joke, so no effort needed there
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Posted on 02-04-18 01:35:44 AM Link | Quote
That probably seems a little mean but it was all in good nature.
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Posted on 02-04-18 01:37:29 AM Link | Quote
I didn't want to be proven right, but oh well
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Posted on 02-04-18 11:44:57 PM Link | Quote
I've walked into one of those threads again, haven't I.
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Posted on 02-05-18 02:17:42 PM Link | Quote
You can walk right out, if you want.

The problem with most of my jokes/puns is that they're very temporal. They're in the moment and I can't save them for later.
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Posted on 02-08-18 07:00:57 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Ninji has on occasion bested me in the "makes bad jokes" department, but I'd like to believe that while he makes a lot of bad jokes, I make a smaller amount of truly awful ones.


(I guess you could say that while he has quantity on his side, I have a higher puntential.)

I used to make a ton of really bad text jokes but I've not had as many chances lately and I've switched gears somewhat to image-based shitposting. Sometimes I'll see something and think of an awful joke about it and then remember that I tweeted it like three years ago. Or it's oddly specific and nobody gets it (that one only really makes sense if you're familiar with certain features of the UK rail network)

Originally posted by maple
speaking of ninji i haven't seen him in ages ???

hi, I still exist (for certain definitions of 'exist')
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Posted on 02-08-18 10:13:00 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ninji
hi, I still exist (for certain definitions of 'exist')

hiiiiiiiii i'm here now
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Posted on 02-09-18 05:41:07 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ninji
(...). Or it's oddly specific and nobody gets it (that one only really makes sense if you're familiar with certain features of the UK rail network) (...)


I get it.
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Posted on 02-14-18 04:13:42 PM Link | Quote


(inspired by this)
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Posted on 02-14-18 05:25:50 PM Link | Quote
i read the joke and thought the whole joke was about every beat being stressed and nothing else

and then i saw the word "measure" and i want to flip a got dang table right now
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Posted on 02-14-18 05:36:40 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rambly
i read the joke and thought the whole joke was about every beat being stressed and nothing else

and then i saw the word "measure" and i want to flip a got dang table right now

(The main joke is that we're both always stressed out. The measure part of it was just a late addition.)
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Posted on 02-19-18 09:19:52 PM Link | Quote




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Posted on 02-20-18 01:01:51 AM Link | Quote
*groaning*
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Posted on 02-24-18 11:12:31 AM (last edited by BatElite at 02-24-18 11:18:17 AM) Link | Quote
As long as it's all in good pun I'm fine with this.

EDIT BEFORE ANYONE READS THIS:

i find home-groan jokes are the best jokes.
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Posted on 02-26-18 10:43:58 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper



seems like as good a time as any for me to repost c:\temp\universal_succubus.png

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Posted on 03-07-18 07:31:10 PM Link | Quote
Why is anyone attempting to stop the dad joke train?

It has no brakes...and that's the way I like it.
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