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Posted on 08-19-11 01:37:19 AM Link
Just in case we every face this guy mano a mano:

legacyme3
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I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
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Posted on 08-19-11 02:29:50 AM Link
I've done that before as sad as it sounds.

My brother pulled a banana on me and I judo kicked him, and pushed him back while I armed myself with an orange and then pelted him with it. He ran away with the last banana
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Posted on 08-19-11 02:56:10 AM Link
I've never been attacked by people with bananas. I would sort of be confused, and/or want to avoid injuring the banana, since I don't like wasting food--even if someone is menacing me with it.
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Posted on 08-19-11 08:12:57 AM Link
Originally posted by legacyme3
I've done that before as sad as it sounds.

My brother pulled a banana on me and I judo kicked him, and pushed him back while I armed myself with an orange and then pelted him with it. He ran away with the last banana


They pull a banana, you pull an orange. That's the Chicago way.
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Posted on 08-19-11 10:02:28 AM Link
Originally posted by legacyme3
I've done that before as sad as it sounds.

My brother pulled a banana on me and I judo kicked him, and pushed him back while I armed myself with an orange and then pelted him with it. He ran away with the last banana


Hahaha, this is awesome. :J
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Posted on 08-19-11 11:40:19 AM Link
oh no
I don't have a gun


guess I have to run away

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Posted on 08-19-11 01:06:07 PM (last edited by dotUser at 08-19-11 01:06 PM) Link
Originally posted by Metal_Man88
I've never been attacked by people with bananas. I would sort of be confused, and/or want to avoid injuring the banana, since I don't like wasting food--even if someone is menacing me with it.


Now I know if I ever battle with you I will need to wear armour made of bananas and use a large fruit as a blunt weapon. Possibly a watermelon.
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Posted on 08-19-11 02:24:03 PM Link
Try a watermelon helmet. I'd use a pineapple for a weapon if anything.
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Posted on 08-19-11 02:58:05 PM Link
This alone shows every reason to use and to not use watermelons.



Personally, I'd use a Durian, that fruit is dangerous and has a strong smell.
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Posted on 08-19-11 02:59:30 PM (last edited by dotUser at 08-19-11 03:00 PM) Link
Originally posted by CB
Personally, I'd use a Durian, that fruit is dangerous and has a strong smell.

"We call it the bioweapon of the fruit world."
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Posted on 08-19-11 07:40:18 PM Link
Originally posted by CB
This alone shows every reason to use and to not use watermelons.



Personally, I'd use a Durian, that fruit is dangerous and has a strong smell.


That's less an issue with watermelons and more an issue with

Well

Not knowing how to use a giant slingshot, isn't it?
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Posted on 08-19-11 09:16:32 PM Link
Originally posted by CB
Personally, I'd use a Durian, that fruit is dangerous and has a strong smell.

I'm sorry, but everytime I read Durian aloud, I think of Mass Effect.
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Posted on 08-19-11 09:18:49 PM Link
Originally posted by Sponty
Originally posted by CB
Personally, I'd use a Durian, that fruit is dangerous and has a strong smell.

I'm sorry, but everytime I read Durian aloud, I think of Mass Effect.


And now I can't get the CALIBRATIONS jokes out of my mind. Thanks.
Speaking of which, that slingshot probably could use some calibrations.
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Posted on 08-20-11 02:59:00 AM Link
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Posted on 08-20-11 11:27:35 AM Link
Lost out on first!

Oh well. What I was doing instead of posting was well worth it.
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Posted on 08-20-11 12:59:57 PM Link
Originally posted by CB
This alone shows every reason to use and to not use watermelons.



Personally, I'd use a Durian, that fruit is dangerous and has a strong smell.


How,,, how does that even happen?
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Posted on 08-20-11 03:59:12 PM Link
Durians would be pretty lethal in a catapult like that. They have some sicknasty wooden spikes.

I dunno where that image comes from, though.
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Posted on 08-20-11 03:59:44 PM Link
Originally posted by Metal_Man88
Durians would be pretty lethal in a catapult like that. They have some sicknasty wooden spikes.

I dunno where that image comes from, though.

Apparently it's from The Amazing Race... and the woman was pretty much uninjured too.
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Posted on 08-20-11 04:07:23 PM Link
Originally posted by Imajin
Originally posted by Metal_Man88
Durians would be pretty lethal in a catapult like that. They have some sicknasty wooden spikes.

I dunno where that image comes from, though.

Apparently it's from The Amazing Race... and the woman was pretty much uninjured too.



Hm. I'm guessing the watermelon just splattered, since it isn't super tough like a human skull.
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Posted on 08-20-11 06:14:37 PM Link
Yeah, that seems to have happened. If you look, you can see it splattering against her.

More than her skull, I'd be worried about damage to her nose.
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