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Katelynn
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woah I have a custom title field what
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Posted on 05-11-11 03:04:50 PM Link | Quote
And I want every single one of you ponies to form up in a single file line and enter the... "tour".

There's apples and sugar waiting at the end for you.
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Posted on 05-11-11 03:34:17 PM Link | Quote
I don't know... I did some reading about this before so I don't think I really have to go, anypony else going?
ReiNi
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Posted on 05-11-11 03:47:42 PM Link | Quote
I don't think it's safe to have comestibles along synthetic toxic components such as cyanoacryalite.

Then again, dragons aren't allowed. That's specist you know.
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Posted on 05-11-11 04:02:38 PM Link | Quote
I hope you open it near an elementary school because the kids there have tempers and they tend to waste glue trying to wreck each other's projects because there isn't enough glue and they just get jealous that some kids get the larger bottles because the entire ecosystem of the school is a mess and the kids just can't stop arguing to each other about it and they either hate each other for real or are just trying to whip the teachers into shape I'm not sure which one but I wouldn't blame them if it was the latter because when I went there back in the early 90s it was starting to go vastly downhill and there was a lot of infighting within the staff and we often didn't learn anything in our classes and I hated hearing all of the screaming and so did most of the other kids I think and a lot of the arguing was always about lack of supplies because the younger kids were using it all and not leaving anything for us which I kind of understood because they haven't learned conservation yet and that they should try to leave some supplies for everyone else because they would need it to so they could do fun kid things like construct pictures out of pasta and make posters which detailed what they learned that month in the classes because the teachers were still fairly competent back then unlike the ones they hired now because the better ones left thanks to the infighting since it was starting to drive them insane and they wanted to teach at a better school where everyone on the staff got along well together since it's pretty important that everyone who worked there got along together because as they found out before if there is a lot of fighting and nobody gets along then nobody will work and therefore nobody will learn and then the students will begin to act reckless and do stupid things and they wouldn't get along and then chaos would end up starting to spread throughout the whole school all because one person they hired had a mind to set all the staff against each other especially when he got new people hired and he actually managed to influence the hiring enough so that he could get the massive influx of arguing to start and when the kids started to follow suit in the younger grades he just couldn't stop cackling at what he managed to do because his plan was even more successful than he thought except that the original people he wanted to ruin left so ultimately his plan while it was successful just seemed to flop over a bit because instead of ruining the students and teachers who were doing well he just fucked over a newer generation which is kinda depressing but hey since he had evil plans he considered it was enough and just decided to let things run their course.
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Posted on 05-11-11 04:07:02 PM Link | Quote
blodstar what the fuck
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Posted on 05-11-11 04:41:25 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bloodstar
I hope you open it near an elementary school because the kids there have tempers and they tend to waste glue trying to wreck each other's projects because there isn't enough glue and they just get jealous that some kids get the larger bottles because the entire ecosystem of the school is a mess and the kids just can't stop arguing to each other about it and they either hate each other for real or are just trying to whip the teachers into shape I'm not sure which one but I wouldn't blame them if it was the latter because when I went there back in the early 90s it was starting to go vastly downhill and there was a lot of infighting within the staff and we often didn't learn anything in our classes and I hated hearing all of the screaming and so did most of the other kids I think and a lot of the arguing was always about lack of supplies because the younger kids were using it all and not leaving anything for us which I kind of understood because they haven't learned conservation yet and that they should try to leave some supplies for everyone else because they would need it to so they could do fun kid things like construct pictures out of pasta and make posters which detailed what they learned that month in the classes because the teachers were still fairly competent back then unlike the ones they hired now because the better ones left thanks to the infighting since it was starting to drive them insane and they wanted to teach at a better school where everyone on the staff got along well together since it's pretty important that everyone who worked there got along together because as they found out before if there is a lot of fighting and nobody gets along then nobody will work and therefore nobody will learn and then the students will begin to act reckless and do stupid things and they wouldn't get along and then chaos would end up starting to spread throughout the whole school all because one person they hired had a mind to set all the staff against each other especially when he got new people hired and he actually managed to influence the hiring enough so that he could get the massive influx of arguing to start and when the kids started to follow suit in the younger grades he just couldn't stop cackling at what he managed to do because his plan was even more successful than he thought except that the original people he wanted to ruin left so ultimately his plan while it was successful just seemed to flop over a bit because instead of ruining the students and teachers who were doing well he just fucked over a newer generation which is kinda depressing but hey since he had evil plans he considered it was enough and just decided to let things run their course.


Agreed 100%.
Katelynn
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Posted on 05-11-11 06:20:25 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bloodstar
I hope you open it near an elementary school because the kids there have tempers and they tend to waste glue trying to wreck each other's projects because there isn't enough glue and they just get jealous that some kids get the larger bottles because the entire ecosystem of the school is a mess and the kids just can't stop arguing to each other about it and they either hate each other for real or are just trying to whip the teachers into shape I'm not sure which one but I wouldn't blame them if it was the latter because when I went there back in the early 90s it was starting to go vastly downhill and there was a lot of infighting within the staff and we often didn't learn anything in our classes and I hated hearing all of the screaming and so did most of the other kids I think and a lot of the arguing was always about lack of supplies because the younger kids were using it all and not leaving anything for us which I kind of understood because they haven't learned conservation yet and that they should try to leave some supplies for everyone else because they would need it to so they could do fun kid things like construct pictures out of pasta and make posters which detailed what they learned that month in the classes because the teachers were still fairly competent back then unlike the ones they hired now because the better ones left thanks to the infighting since it was starting to drive them insane and they wanted to teach at a better school where everyone on the staff got along well together since it's pretty important that everyone who worked there got along together because as they found out before if there is a lot of fighting and nobody gets along then nobody will work and therefore nobody will learn and then the students will begin to act reckless and do stupid things and they wouldn't get along and then chaos would end up starting to spread throughout the whole school all because one person they hired had a mind to set all the staff against each other especially when he got new people hired and he actually managed to influence the hiring enough so that he could get the massive influx of arguing to start and when the kids started to follow suit in the younger grades he just couldn't stop cackling at what he managed to do because his plan was even more successful than he thought except that the original people he wanted to ruin left so ultimately his plan while it was successful just seemed to flop over a bit because instead of ruining the students and teachers who were doing well he just fucked over a newer generation which is kinda depressing but hey since he had evil plans he considered it was enough and just decided to let things run their course.



I have renewed faith in this forum.

By the way, there is no longer just apples and sugar at the end of the glue factory tour. I'm also giving away gold, silver and platinum ingots, no less than three each, to those brave enough to who go through the tour.
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