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Jul - Craziness Domain - I shot the sheriff. New poll - New thread - New reply
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Rick
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Posted on 04-27-11 11:28:14 PM Link | Quote
I'm not insane, I'm sanity-challenged.

USE EUPHEMISMS OR DIE
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Posted on 04-27-11 11:28:49 PM Link | Quote
The big question is, why did Rick shoot the sheriff to begin with?
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Posted on 04-27-11 11:37:33 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rick
I'm not insane, I'm sanity-challenged.

USE EUPHEMISMS OR DIE

Shouldn't that be "USE EUPHEMISMS OR BE SENT INTO A LIFE-CHALLENGED STATE"?
Rick
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Posted on 04-27-11 11:39:54 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Imajin
Originally posted by Rick
I'm not insane, I'm sanity-challenged.

USE EUPHEMISMS OR DIE

Shouldn't that be "USE EUPHEMISMS OR BE SENT INTO A LIFE-CHALLENGED STATE"?


Aw dammit, you got me on that one.
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Posted on 04-29-11 11:29:36 PM Link | Quote
I swear it was in self defense
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Posted on 04-29-11 11:32:23 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by krutomisi
I swear it was in self defense


Wait. So it was *you* who shot the sheriff?! Gaah! This is all so convoluted! Someone get Phoenix Wright in here! I can't solve this case myself!
Rick
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Posted on 04-29-11 11:35:35 PM Link | Quote
I shot the sheriff! I shot the sheriff! I SHOT THE SHERIFF!!!

All y'all others who said you did are poseurs!
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Posted on 04-29-11 11:37:14 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rick
I shot the sheriff! I shot the sheriff! I SHOT THE SHERIFF!!!

All y'all others who said you did are poseurs!


Then you're under arrest for attempted murder!
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Posted on 04-30-11 12:19:13 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by YK
Originally posted by Rick
I shot the sheriff! I shot the sheriff! I SHOT THE SHERIFF!!!

All y'all others who said you did are poseurs!


Then you're under arrest for attempted murder!


But the sheriff died in hospital...
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Posted on 04-30-11 01:16:25 AM Link | Quote
There never was a sheriff.

...

Except for you, YK!
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Posted on 04-30-11 02:08:49 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by The Red Snifit
There never was a sheriff.

...

Except for you, YK!


Wait. *I'm* the sheriff?! So it wasn't a murder... it was a suicide!? This just gets more delightfully convoluted with each post.
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Posted on 04-30-11 02:26:43 AM Link | Quote
No, it was murder staged to look like suicide. You were infected with an extremely rare disease that causes delusions, extreme paranoia, and suicide.
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Posted on 04-30-11 02:27:44 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Joe
No, it was murder staged to look like suicide. You were infected with an extremely rare disease that causes delusions, extreme paranoia, and suicide.


But who administered the hallucinogen?!?! WHAT WAS THE MOTIVE?!?!!
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Posted on 05-03-11 04:40:33 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by YK
Originally posted by Joe
No, it was murder staged to look like suicide. You were infected with an extremely rare disease that causes delusions, extreme paranoia, and suicide.


But who administered the hallucinogen?!?! WHAT WAS THE MOTIVE?!?!!


I did it, for shits and giggles.
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Posted on 05-03-11 10:49:19 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Zero One
Originally posted by YK
Originally posted by Joe
No, it was murder staged to look like suicide. You were infected with an extremely rare disease that causes delusions, extreme paranoia, and suicide.


But who administered the hallucinogen?!?! WHAT WAS THE MOTIVE?!?!!


I did it, for shits and giggles.

Exactly. It was only a matter of time you'd do it anyways.

You see, without the egg, you can't have any egg-based breakfast, so depression and eventually evil thoughts kicked in-- doing stuff for the evulz. The only missing piece was to cause a completelly misleading clue, that's where Rick comes in and shoots the already dying YK.

So in the end, Rick and/or Zero One go to jail, YK is dead, and I make waffles. And you can't do anything about it.
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Posted on 05-03-11 01:49:44 PM Link | Quote
I'll get the Jack Daniels for the waffles.
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Posted on 05-05-11 05:02:42 PM Link | Quote
guys, while you're dicking around about this sheriff, you failed to notice an even greater crime taking place here. You know that guy, Video? rumor has it he killed the radio star!
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