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CB

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Posted on 04-12-11 12:23:34 AM Link
And then cheat by singing the song backwards while not loitering without intent.
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Posted on 04-15-11 07:43:19 PM Link
Originally posted by Terra
Fly to Jupiter and back on your cloud.


You spontaneously decide that your inventory is actually Pac-Man's inventory, since you have no reason to believe this, and fly to Jupiter and back on the cloud.

Except you pass right through the cloud and don't go anywhere.

Originally posted by MM200
...Honor it's memory by pushing it off to sea?


You conclude that it would be pointless to push the sky-bear-kitten-whatever out to sea by pushing it through the castle, so you proceed to do that. It is pointlessly difficult to push it up the stairs.

Originally posted by YK
Enter cloud castle.
Scream about a robbery in a pointlessly obtuse way that makes anyone inside assume Nopor Puss is the one who committed the robbery in question.


As you enter the castle, you shout "Robbery! Crown jewels! Sky kitten! Bear! Me! Robbery! Hands up!" to explain a robbery that you're pretty sure never happened. Hopefully this nonexistent crime will be pinned on you!

Originally posted by Imajin
Impress bystanders with a display of strength. If there are no bystanders, find some.


Some guards run up towards you, then suddenly stop; they seem impressed that you're pushing a sky-kitten-bear through the castle by yourself. You see them and therefore conclude there are no bystanders, so you'd better go and find some.

Originally posted by CB
loiter wihtout intent. while singing another dragon force song.


You start loitering without intent and sing another Dragon Force song, because you are sure this is a pointless way to find bystanders.

Originally posted by Arp1033
Revive said kitten with said Dragon Force song. Then pile-drive it again. Repeat ad nauseum.


The kittenbear slowly wakes up. You have no reason to believe your song is responsible, so you conclude that it is. You piledrive the kitten again, causing the guards to flee. Then you say "ad nauseum, ad nauseum" for no reason at all.

Originally posted by Xenesis
>Use the clouds in your inventory to build closed palace doors.


You decide that now that you're in the palace, it would be pointless to build doors because they'd just keep you in. And it would also be pointless to use clouds to build the doors to keep you in because you could just pass through them at any time. And it would be pointless to steal the clouds from Pac-Man's inventory because you don't have any reason to steal anything from him.

So you take the clouds out of Pac-Man's inventory and make doors with them. Now you're trapped!

Originally posted by CB
And then cheat by singing the song backwards while not loitering without intent.


Now you sing a Dragon Force song backwards with no intent to do anything, and then you decide to steal the crown jewels so you aren't loitering. The kittenbear wakes up and seems confused by the song, and a large number of guards run in, telling you to return the crown jewels and surrender at once.

What will you do now?
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Posted on 04-15-11 07:47:36 PM Link
Turn the crown jewels into cauliflower.
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Posted on 04-15-11 07:49:53 PM Link
Steal Pac-Man's wallet.
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Posted on 04-15-11 07:56:49 PM Link
Originally posted by Terra
Turn the crown jewels into cauliflower.
Cauliflower would make a fine offering of peace to these guys, would it not?
(aka Use the "cauliflower" as a peace offering)
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Posted on 04-15-11 07:58:20 PM Link
>Play a game of bejeweled with the crown jewels
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Posted on 04-16-11 12:19:47 AM Link
Rickroll the palace doors while slowly chewing air.
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Posted on 04-16-11 03:52:29 AM Link
Contact you corporate headquarters, and make sure you are doing everything as planned.
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Posted on 04-27-11 12:36:29 AM Link
Originally posted by Terra
Turn the crown jewels into cauliflower.


This is an excellent idea! After all, you have no idea where the crown jewels are, and can't possibly turn them into cauliflower. So, that's just what you do!

Originally posted by YK
Steal Pac-Man's wallet.


You steal Pac-Man's wallet from his inventory... Hey! Wait a minute! This is YOUR wallet!

Well, you see no reason to let Pac-Man get away with stealing it, so that's what you do. You put it back in his inventory.

Item Obtained: Nopor Puss' Wallet

Originally posted by MM200
(aka Use the "cauliflower" as a peace offering)


Good idea! You don't have any cauliflower, so you'll have to go find it. You run through the palace with the guards chasing you, until you find the crown jewels, which have obviously been turned into cauliflower. You then offer the cauliflower to the now-exhausted guards as a show of peace. They are extremely confused by this offer.

Originally posted by Xenesis
>Play a game of bejeweled with the crown jewels


While they wait, you play a game of Bejeweled with the cauliflower, throwing jewels at the guards when they'd normally disappear from the board. After a while, you run out of cauliflower and the guards are buried under a pile of jewels. You wonder where the jewels came from!

Originally posted by CB
Rickroll the palace doors while slowly chewing air.


You decide that one of the guards is named Rick, since you can clearly see that his nametag says George. You roll him all the way through the palace and into the doors while you slowly chew air. He rolls through the doors, since you made them out of clouds.

Originally posted by Arp1033
Contact you corporate headquarters, and make sure you are doing everything as planned.


You don't have a corporate headquarters, so you head out and decide that Rick must be it. You ask him if you're doing everything as planned.

He doesn't say anything. That must mean you're doing your job! Profit margins are probably up! Well, then you'd better think of a way to lower them. But how?
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Posted on 04-27-11 12:38:03 AM Link
Give away free Ferraris with every purchase.
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Posted on 04-27-11 12:38:48 AM Link
Since your company is clearly doing great, it's time to fire Rick!
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Posted on 04-27-11 03:14:49 AM Link
see previous statement, but add "out of a cannon!" to the end of it.
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Posted on 04-27-11 10:50:28 AM Link
>Invest in Banana futures
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Posted on 04-27-11 11:47:00 PM Link
Take a washroom break.
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Posted on 05-07-11 10:36:02 PM (last edited by Dragon Fogel at 05-10-11 10:41 PM) Link
Originally posted by Terra
Give away free Ferraris with every purchase.


Yes, this is an excellent idea. In fact, you can make it even better by giving away free Ferraris without any purchase at all!

Now if only you had some customers.

Originally posted by YK
Since your company is clearly doing great, it's time to fire Rick!


Yes, Pac-Man's company is doing... Oh, wait.

How silly, you were suppose to contact Pac-Man's corporate headquarters! You must have forgotten. Well, Rick can be Namco HQ and also your corporate headquarters, since there's no reason for him to be either. You tell him he's fired for doing an exemplary job at both. He doesn't seem to respond.

Originally posted by Arp1033
see previous statement, but add "out of a cannon!" to the end of it.


Excellent idea! Especially as there aren't any cannons around. You load Rick into a cannon and fire it, but nothing happens because there was no cannon.

Originally posted by Xenesis
>Invest in Banana futures


You invest in Banana futures. You do this by writing "BANANA FUTURES" on a piece of paper and handing it to yourself. It is not a legally binding document in any way, so naturally you will be bound by it.

Item Obtained:
BANANA FUTURES

Originally posted by CB
Take a washroom break.


Good idea! You take Rick's.

Item Obtained:
Washroom Break

The washroom break looks a lot like a nametag that says George.
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Posted on 05-07-11 10:38:28 PM Link
Go on another quest for the Holy Grail.
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Posted on 05-07-11 10:57:27 PM Link
Wear the washroom break on your nose.
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Posted on 05-07-11 11:06:44 PM Link
Hire an advertising company to attract customers so you can give away the free Ferraris.

The advertising company will be paid with the BANANA FUTURES paper.
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Posted on 05-07-11 11:09:54 PM Link
Since Rick's been fired, he must be a customer now. Try to sell him something.
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Posted on 05-08-11 01:08:01 AM Link
Use the jewels from before to start a JEWLERY STORE (maybe?)
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