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CB

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Posted on 03-27-11 02:31:56 AM Link
Swallow whole the Holy Grail.
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Posted on 03-27-11 02:32:11 AM Link
>Tempt fate. Hopefully with delicious food.
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Posted on 03-27-11 03:54:26 AM Link
FIRE! USE THE FIRE THAT PURGES!
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Posted on 03-27-11 04:43:49 PM Link
Make rocket out of sand.
Put sand rocket on launchpad.
Press ignition button.
Say "Yeehaw!"

(...wait. Wrong adventure. )
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Posted on 03-28-11 06:58:38 PM Link
Originally posted by YK
Reinforce the altar to Hydrapheetz with the one Jet Engine, the Holy Grail, and the Boulder. Then find the most pointless way possible to desecrate it.


You place the Holy Grail on the dust altar, then you grab the Jet Engine and stick it on top of the Grail. Then you painstakingly pull the boulder and put it on top of the Jet Engine, crushing it to bits.

A few moments later, the boulder crumbles due to a tiny spring from the engine poking at the small hole where the bullet struck it. The Holy Grail is unharmed.

That's all nice and pointless, but now you need to figure out how to desecrate this pile of dust and debris! What should you do?

Originally posted by Terra
Juggle 10 full tubes of toothpaste with your nose.


You decide to desecrate the altar by juggling ten full tubes of toothpaste with Pac-Man's nose.

This is quite difficult, as Pac-Man doesn't have a nose that you're aware of, you have no idea where he is, and you aren't entirely sure how this would desecrate an altar anyways. In other words, it's completely pointless! You're glad you thought of it.

Originally posted by Imajin
I'll need some help. Call upon Captain Planet!


You don't need help! You can be pointless enough on your own.

So therefore, you decide to call upon the Planet of the Captains for help that you don't need. Ten minutes later, no Captains of any sort have appeared. This is probably because you didn't use your interplanetary communications device, so they couldn't hear you.

Originally posted by CB
Swallow whole the Holy Grail.


You attempt to turn the Holy Grail into a whole swallow. Your attempt fails, because you don't know any way to do that.

Originally posted by Xenesis
>Tempt fate. Hopefully with delicious food.


You run to the temple's fully-stocked kitchen and cook a gourmet seven-course meal. You then talk to fate about how delicious this meal is. Hopefully that will tempt it!

You're not sure what you'll tempt it into doing, but that's never stopped you before.

Originally posted by Arp1033
FIRE! USE THE FIRE THAT PURGES!


You suddenly decide that, having gone to all the trouble of making this meal, it would be pointless to set it on fire. So you do that! The entire meal will slowly burn away to ash and be utterly ruined.

Originally posted by YK
Make rocket out of sand.
Put sand rocket on launchpad.
Press ignition button.
Say "Yeehaw!"

(...wait. Wrong adventure. )


There's no sand in the temple, since you pointlessly moved it from the beach. Although, there is a launchpad because you have nothing to launch. So you make a sand rocket out of the sand that isn't there, and you put it on the launchpad. You then press the "Ignition" button and shout "Yeehaw!"

The console says "Vocal pattern recognized. Password accepted." after you shout. The nonexistent sand rocket is launched. What will you do now?
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Posted on 03-28-11 07:01:28 PM Link
Get ye flask.
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Posted on 03-28-11 07:03:10 PM Link
Jump in front of the rocket.
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Posted on 03-28-11 07:14:18 PM Link
Would using "Spent Bullet" on the "pile of dust and debris" count as "desecration"?
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Posted on 03-28-11 08:48:20 PM Link
>Found the United Nations.
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Posted on 03-29-11 01:56:37 AM Link
The piss on everyone in it.
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Posted on 03-29-11 05:27:02 AM Link
> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.
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Posted on 03-29-11 11:50:10 PM Link
Originally posted by YK
Get ye flask.


You already have ye flask! So you pointlessly refuse to acknowledge that you do. You get ye flask and continue to refuse to acknowledge that you have it.

Originally posted by Terra
Jump in front of the rocket.


You recklessly jump into the air, trying to get in front of the nonexistent rocket. You fall to the floor quite spectacularly, breaking ye flask in the process. Ye mysterious potion in ye flask is spilled, and some of it soaks into your clothes.

Originally posted by MM200
Would using "Spent Bullet" on the "pile of dust and debris" count as "desecration"?


You have no idea! You decide to test it out. You toss the bullet into the pile. It lands in the Holy Grail, and miraculously becomes a usable bullet again. It also seems to be blessed with holy power.

It could be very useful, so you decide to just leave it in the Grail where it won't do you any good.

Originally posted by Xenesis
>Found the United Nations.


You have found the United Nations!

Item Obtained: United Nations!

It looks strangely like a blessed bullet.

Originally posted by Arp1033
The piss on everyone in it.


You declare "the piss", whatever that is, on everyone in the United Nations. Which seems to be nobody. This has no effect. Success!

Originally posted by The Red Snifit
> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.


You don't have any arms in the safe! So you open it and stick your arms in there.

You quickly retrieve your arms from the safe. Then you stick them back in, because you can't use your arms as effectively from inside a safe.

What will you do next?
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Posted on 03-29-11 11:53:31 PM Link
Find a reason!
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Posted on 03-30-11 12:06:31 AM Link
Get all of your body parts out of the safe and use it to squish an antidisestablishmentarianist.
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Posted on 03-30-11 02:56:03 AM Link
Figure out why the letter that comes between "m" ad "o" i the alphabet is't workig o this keyboard!
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Posted on 03-31-11 07:57:49 PM Link
>Rotate the universe 90º.
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Posted on 04-01-11 09:32:48 PM Link
Originally posted by YK
Find a reason!


You find a horseshoe-shaped reason in the safe. Now what was it doing there?

Item Obtained: Reason (Definitely not a horseshoe).

Originally posted by Terra
Get all of your body parts out of the safe and use it to squish an antidisestablishmentarianist.


You take all of Pac-Man's body parts out of the safe (which is to say, none of them), and decide to use the safe to squish an antidisestablishmentarianist.

Now all you have to do is convert to antidisestablishmentarianism in as pointlessly convoluted a manner as possible.

Originally posted by Arp1033
Figure out why the letter that comes between "m" ad "o" i the alphabet is't workig o this keyboard!


You thik about it, ad coclude that the keyboard's ower is either too atidisestablishmetariaist, or ot atidisestablishmetariaist eough.

Originally posted by Xenesis
>Rotate the universe 90º.


You rotate the universe 90 degrees. You simultaneously rotate gravity 90 degrees so that nobody will notice the difference. This takes a great deal of energy out of you, and has no noticeable effect. Excellent!

Now, what pointless thing will you do next?
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Posted on 04-01-11 09:33:55 PM Link
Convert all matter in the Universe into antimatter and all antimatter into matter.
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Posted on 04-01-11 09:37:36 PM Link
Combine Reason and Holy Grail.
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Posted on 04-01-11 09:41:39 PM Link
Practice the art of interpretive dance.
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