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Friendbot2000
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:00:36 AM Link | Quote
I had to do horrible things to get you out of prison!
Zero One
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:01:15 AM Link | Quote
Well, while you're still down there...

Will you wash my feet?

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:05:40 AM Link | Quote
What am I? Jesus?
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:06:51 AM Link | Quote
Yes. Yes you are. Or have you forgotten the last 2010 years?

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:07:36 AM Link | Quote
Well when they took me off the cross I did hit my head pretty bad....
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:08:47 AM Link | Quote
I take it you never learned how to land properly? And you call yourself the son of God...

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:09:32 AM Link | Quote
Hey, I was drunk off of sour wine! You know how that stuff affects me!
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:11:25 AM Link | Quote
Then stop pissing about with the ocean! It wasn't originally called the Red Sea, y'know...

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:13:13 AM Link | Quote
Fine. Remember that time when we had that raging party over by the Red Sea and I totally parted the whole thing? Fucking Rad.
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:15:07 AM Link | Quote
Oh yeah, that was awesome. Heh, the things you can do with two large sheets of glass and a water pump.

Hey, what was with that 3-day disappearance? Nipping at the sacramental wine again?

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:16:33 AM Link | Quote
Nawww Dad grounded me for messing around with Mary Magdelene again. Such a cock block.
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:17:52 AM Link | Quote
I hate to say it, but your dad is kind of a dick.

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:19:47 AM Link | Quote
Yeah, he started drinking on the job again. Makes him a total dick. I keep trying to get him to lay off the mana and wine but he won't listen.
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:21:35 AM Link | Quote
You tried hiding his stash? I doubt he's omniscient when drunk.

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:24:16 AM Link | Quote
Son, I don't appreciate you talking behind my back.

Now go back to your training for the second coming, this time you'll do it RIGHT.

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:24:22 AM (last edited by Friendbot2000 at 03-06-11 07:26 AM) Link | Quote
I really don't think I should come back with rocket launchers and a dinosaur dad. It isn't very good for PR.
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:25:13 AM Link | Quote
C'mon, God. Lighten up. Have you thought of AA? They can help you.

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:26:25 AM Link | Quote
I JUST WANTED A SON THAT COULD SAVE HUMANITY AND SHOW THEM THE WAY.

BUT NOOOOOO HE HAS TO GET KILLED BY THEM INSTEAD.

WHY CANNOT HE MAKE HIS FATHER PROUD!?

*God takes another sip of his beer.

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:27:06 AM Link | Quote
Hey, you can't complain! Remember the first time you turned your back on Earth for one second?

Fucking dinosaurs.

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:27:59 AM Link | Quote
And then you made me clean up that mess because you were too busy oogling Eve!
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line 412 column 16 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 412 column 59 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 470 column 16 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 470 column 59 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 470 column 102 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 470 column 188 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 556 column 16 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 556 column 16 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 556 column 59 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 556 column 59 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 556 column 102 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 556 column 102 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 556 column 145 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 556 column 145 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 556 column 188 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 556 column 188 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 556 column 231 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 610 column 59 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 610 column 145 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 610 column 188 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 640 column 16 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 640 column 59 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 640 column 102 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 640 column 145 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 640 column 188 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 640 column 231 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 641 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 641 column 162 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 663 column 519 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 672 column 16 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 672 column 16 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 672 column 59 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 672 column 59 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 672 column 102 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 672 column 102 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 672 column 145 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 672 column 145 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 672 column 188 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 672 column 188 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 672 column 231 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 672 column 231 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 673 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 673 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 696 column 1038 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 705 column 22 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 705 column 63 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 705 column 111 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 705 column 161 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 706 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 716 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 732 column 44 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 732 column 142 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 732 column 246 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 741 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 746 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 726 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 203 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 205 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 235 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 261 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 263 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 291 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 317 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 319 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 347 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 373 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 375 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 403 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 429 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 431 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 461 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 487 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 489 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 517 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 543 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 545 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 573 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 575 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 601 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 627 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 629 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 657 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 659 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 689 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 691 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 721 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 464 warnings and 0 errors!


The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
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