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Jul - Craziness Domain - Catullus 16 New poll - New thread - New reply
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Dprotp
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Posted on 03-04-11 01:53:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by holy shit
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am immodest.
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
You think I'm a sissy?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.


this is my kind of poem
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Posted on 03-04-11 03:42:58 AM Link | Quote
these sound way too much like the lyrics to a Dir En Grey song for my comfort
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Posted on 03-04-11 04:30:33 AM (last edited by Sofi at 03-04-11 04:30 AM) Link | Quote
Oh Catullus.

I remember reading his hilariously obscene poems in Latin.

Rock on. :J
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Posted on 03-04-11 05:03:18 AM Link | Quote
It's too long. I hate long poems. Awell after reading it, it isn't that worse
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Posted on 03-04-11 05:17:43 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Keitaro
these sound way too much like the lyrics to a Dir En Grey song for my comfort


I wouldn't be surprised if Der En Grey ever uses them.
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Posted on 03-04-11 05:37:13 AM (last edited by Sofi at 03-04-11 05:38 AM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Catullus 97
So help me god, I can't tell the difference
whether I sniff at Aemilius' mouth or at his ass.
The one is not cleaner and the other not dirtier.
Actually the asshole may be cleaner and nicer in the end,
at least it has no teeth, the mouth has long fang ones,
with the gums of an old manure-loaded shit wagon,
and a foul odor which the pissing cunt
of a mule in heat is often likely to have.
Well, he fancies himself a beauty, fucks many a lady
yet is not sent to the mill-jail as a working ass.
If any girl touches him, wouldn't we think her ready
to lick the ass of a sick torture-chamber executioner?



This one's pretty cool, too, I think!
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Posted on 03-04-11 05:47:23 AM Link | Quote
That poem was even better
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Posted on 03-04-11 07:08:18 AM Link | Quote
Is it just me or do all of these really seem to make this guy out to be a man who is too scared to tell the guy he loves that he is attracted to him..?
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Posted on 03-04-11 07:10:31 AM Link | Quote
maybe, maybe
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Posted on 03-04-11 12:02:45 PM Link | Quote
I thought Latin was all about overly-wordy treaties and overdramatic poems.
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Posted on 03-04-11 12:21:33 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Dorito
this is my kind of poem

I would have never thought Latin even had a word for that.
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Posted on 03-04-11 12:28:29 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Peardian
Originally posted by Dorito
this is my kind of poem

I would have never thought Latin even had a word for that.

It was the language of the Romans, after all.
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Posted on 03-04-11 01:02:46 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Imajin
Originally posted by Peardian
Originally posted by Dorito
this is my kind of poem

I would have never thought Latin even had a word for that.

It was the language of the Romans, after all.


And we all know about Caligula, right?
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Posted on 03-05-11 12:00:53 AM Link | Quote
Beh! I'm the poetry guy and I don't know about this guy? Shit, I'm not with it.
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Posted on 03-07-11 05:26:56 AM Link | Quote
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