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Jul - Display Case - Goofus And Gallant: THE GAME New poll - New thread - Thread closed
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Posted on 02-06-11 01:36:50 PM (last edited by Terra at 07-05-11 06:17 PM) Link
Some of you may remember a magazine called Highlights For Kids or whatever I forget.

There was a section in there called Goofus and Gallant, intended to teach kids to do the right thing.

We're gonna take that and make it SILLY.

Basically, someone posts something good that Gallant does. (Example: "Gallant is accepting of everyone, regardless of race, creed, or sexual orientation.")

The next person posts something that Goofus does that is directly related to Gallant's actions, but it more...messed up. (Example, related to the above: "Goofus watches interracial lesbian porn. That's pretty much the same thing, right?") Then that person posts another good thing that Gallant does, and so on and so forth.

Be as silly and comedic as possible!

[Terra edit: Please wait for at least 2 other people to post after you before you post again in here. This is the same rule as in the 1-Letter Swap thread, and it will help to prevent spam and ninjaing of posts.]

I'll start.

Gallant helps old ladies cross the street.
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Posted on 02-06-11 01:52:42 PM Link
Goofus pushes old ladies into the street.

Gallant likes all the seasons! He enjoys walking to school in each one!
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Posted on 02-06-11 01:56:56 PM Link
Goofus puts various condiments and spices in his shoes and walks to school in them leaving ketchup and mustard stains all over the sidewalks.

Gallant gives money to those in need.
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Posted on 02-06-11 01:59:35 PM Link
Goofus likes to flick pennies at sleeping homeless people.

Gallant always makes sure to carefully sort his recycling.
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Posted on 02-06-11 02:05:58 PM Link
Goofus "recycles" used underpants by turning them inside-out.

Gallant gets straight A's in school.
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Posted on 02-06-11 02:08:00 PM Link
Goofus breaks into the system and changes his grades.

Gallant is always willing to give to charity.
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Posted on 02-06-11 03:51:06 PM Link
Goofus steals from other people and gives some to charity, but keeps most of it.

Gallant holds doors open for people behind him.
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Posted on 02-06-11 04:08:34 PM Link
Goofus holds doors for people who are 30 feet away and laughs to himself as they wobble faster to get to the door.

Gallant calls the police whenever he finds a dangerous object.
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Posted on 02-06-11 09:47:25 PM Link
Goofus makes bombs in his garage.

Gallant plans on staying a virgin until he's in a committed relationship.
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Posted on 02-06-11 09:53:30 PM Link
Goofus gets into relationships for the sex

Gallant has no need for drugs.
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Posted on 02-06-11 10:05:55 PM Link
Goofus doesn't take medicine when his doctor directs it.

Gallant leaves early to get to work on time every day.
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Posted on 02-06-11 10:12:40 PM Link
Goofus leaves like 2 minutes before he's supposed to be into work.

Gallant finds a bar of gold in an abandoned garage and saves it.
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Posted on 02-06-11 10:23:19 PM Link
Goofus takes that gold bar to Saffron's in Flipside and has her cook it into a golden meal, which restores 1 Hp and cures poison.

Gallant goes to bed early
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Posted on 02-07-11 11:11:34 PM (last edited by Rick at 02-07-11 11:12 PM) Link
Goofus stays up all night because he gives blowjobs for coke.

Gallant gets a proper job and treats himself to a bottle of Coca-Cola!
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Posted on 02-07-11 11:13:39 PM Link
Goofus gets a job as a crack dealer and treats himself to the other kind of coke.

Gallant compliments people to make them feel good about themselves.
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Posted on 03-12-11 02:41:37 PM Link
God I need to get in this forum more often!

Goofus makes the ladies feel good about themselves by pretending to be their boyfriend, then dumps them as a cruel joke.

Gallant posts family friendly comics on doing the right thing versus the wrong.
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Posted on 03-12-11 02:53:48 PM Link
Goofus hacks the site and replaces the comics with hardcore donkey porn.

Gallant runs a mile every day for exercise.
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Posted on 03-12-11 03:08:51 PM Link
Goofus tries to run down people who run for exercise everyday. "RUN, YOU COWARDS!" he would yell.

Gallant donated money for the recent earthquake in Japan (oh God I am being so Goofus with this)
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Posted on 03-12-11 03:11:44 PM (last edited by Terra at 03-12-11 03:11 PM) Link
Goofus donated money to the richest, most corrupt politicians in the world.

Gallant helped students with their math homework.
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Posted on 03-12-11 03:20:22 PM Link
Goofus helped students cheat on their math homework.

Gallant only drinks water and milk on occasion.
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