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Xkeeper
Posts: 23358/23358
I have been a little too busy to post here, but I can assure you that my jokes have not gotten any better.
Xkeeper
Posts: 23358/23358
That's because your jokes were so cheesy they were grating.
Sanqui
Posts: 1702/1729
Just yesterday I made a bunch of grate jokes about grating cheese with a cheese grater.

I think I did a grate job, but I still received a bad grate from my boyfriend for it.
Xkeeper
Posts: 23358/23358
No brakes, and no breaks, either
Robbie Rage
Posts: 98/100
Why is anyone attempting to stop the dad joke train?

It has no brakes...and that's the way I like it.
devin
Posts: 3417/3450
Originally posted by Xkeeper



seems like as good a time as any for me to repost c:\temp\universal_succubus.png

BatElite
Posts: 108/148
As long as it's all in good pun I'm fine with this.

EDIT BEFORE ANYONE READS THIS:

i find home-groan jokes are the best jokes.
2Tie
Posts: 1017/1058
*groaning*
Xkeeper
Posts: 23358/23358




Xkeeper
Posts: 23358/23358
Originally posted by Rambly
i read the joke and thought the whole joke was about every beat being stressed and nothing else

and then i saw the word "measure" and i want to flip a got dang table right now

(The main joke is that we're both always stressed out. The measure part of it was just a late addition.)
Rambly
Posts: 1862/1950
i read the joke and thought the whole joke was about every beat being stressed and nothing else

and then i saw the word "measure" and i want to flip a got dang table right now
Xkeeper
Posts: 23358/23358


(inspired by this)
Kawaii-e
Posts: 91/112
Originally posted by Ninji
(...). Or it's oddly specific and nobody gets it (that one only really makes sense if you're familiar with certain features of the UK rail network) (...)


I get it.
maple
Posts: 144/153
Originally posted by Ninji
hi, I still exist (for certain definitions of 'exist')

hiiiiiiiii i'm here now
Ninji
Posts: 1991/1995
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Ninji has on occasion bested me in the "makes bad jokes" department, but I'd like to believe that while he makes a lot of bad jokes, I make a smaller amount of truly awful ones.


(I guess you could say that while he has quantity on his side, I have a higher puntential.)

I used to make a ton of really bad text jokes but I've not had as many chances lately and I've switched gears somewhat to image-based shitposting. Sometimes I'll see something and think of an awful joke about it and then remember that I tweeted it like three years ago. Or it's oddly specific and nobody gets it (that one only really makes sense if you're familiar with certain features of the UK rail network)

Originally posted by maple
speaking of ninji i haven't seen him in ages ???

hi, I still exist (for certain definitions of 'exist')
Xkeeper
Posts: 23294/23358
You can walk right out, if you want.

The problem with most of my jokes/puns is that they're very temporal. They're in the moment and I can't save them for later.
Gabu
Posts: 9767/9843
I've walked into one of those threads again, haven't I.
Kaito Sinclaire
Posts: 398/414
I didn't want to be proven right, but oh well
Xkeeper
Posts: 23292/23358
That probably seems a little mean but it was all in good nature.
Xkeeper
Posts: 23291/23358
Your posts are already a dumb joke, so no effort needed there
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